How to be a bad girl?

/ Susmita Ganguly

You really think a girl can be ‘bad’? well,no….even if you aren’t a feminist like me you will agree with the fact that ‘bad’ is a relative word and we never know who the ‘worst’ is or the ‘best’ is.But there is something,in that goody-girl thing that has always attracted me since childhood. Planning and working,being the most ideal daughter to parents,being a virgin till 21,never ever having cigarettes,never ever dating a guy for years….OMG! so much so for a girl to get the tag of a ‘good-girl’ from society but for guys,everything not-so-welcoming-to-society they do are ‘guy-things‘ ..come..on 😀 !!

But you know,porn is allowed….society can’t catch you watching na,so you are safe with your private time;unlike kissing,flatulence or peeing in public as a-girl 😮  !Though the same insane society allows marital rape ‘in-private‘ and domestic violence;anyways let me not go far with these.

I have thought and decided:say the various ways to be a very bad girl to the society.See once you have experienced the head of the coin,why not find out the tail’s taste too?I am sure every girl would relate to my feelings that there is a point from where you need to choose which way you wanna travel in life;but even then its so unusual to be of a certain type forever;you get modified with years….get better or worse…ain’t it? 🙂

1)Start dating the most suitable guy for you,no matter what others think or say.

2)Masturbate as much as you feel like if your boy-friend doesn’t listen to you or parents pour the ultimate words “shaadi karle” daily into your ears.That’s peace! And girls you know the next level 😉

3)Misbehave with people if they worth it or are too conventional to take you;I remember once a rickshaw puller asked me to leave the way as it blew horn and I didn’t ,when it managed to overtake me,I said,”so,did I listen to you?”.He stopped for a while,turned towards me,stared for a while and left! hehe…proudest moment! 😛

4)Try photo-shoot in all kinda clothes and in all forms of smoking ;believe in ‘consummation through eyes’,that way you can keep yourself healthy and prove yourself a flirt 😛 (obviously if you are done with relationships and love signs 😉 ).

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P.C: pinterest.com
P.S:You think these are done by bad girls? 😛

7 thoughts on “How to be a bad girl?”

    • Yah…..but its more of a typical mocking….which I love to do 🙂 Moreover,its really frustrating to take birth in India as a girl child :/

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  2. people around you are good or bad? You can’t distinguish between them, even if you do you can’t take chance that they won’t get changed over time… taking puffs, having beer, doing masturbation, loosing virginity all these are nature’s gift to make people happy… it’s totally your choice how you will stay happy… I guess you are better with relationship and love signs 🙂 and believe me you are very lucky that you born in INDIA 😉 otherwise you might not get to taste the huge diversity of rich and delicious dishes.. 😀 😛
    P.S: I got the hint of foodie from your few blogposts 😛

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    • @Anonymous,
      Firstly,you see on the very first place I hate anonymous people(especially guys) because they do not have guts to surface their identity while writing on blog posts.Secondly,taking beer,weed,cigarettes,alcohol etc probably that you take while shaking off your valuable sperm is not a very natural thing;you make it natural because you are either frustrated without a girlfriend or you have severe hormonal trouble which make you sad otherwise,so you do these in order to virtually regain your manhood 😀 be a man instead!!Talking about my being lucky or not to be born in India;trust me I am extremely unlucky w.r.t my Indian audience because it has people like you!
      Next time you post a comment on my blog,let the world know your name! Be a real man! and yah,my way of staying happy is throwing out uncultured people from my life and I will always do that 🙂

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  3. There is nothing to get ashamed of . Do what your heart says . I think those bad things and good things are just pokings of society. Who they are to determine.? When you are the one who suffer in bad times.

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